Irish Press Conference

"Sorry to interrupt, but whoever used the toilet last forgot to flush."

"Fast Facts!" with the King of Ireland

Did you know that battery acid isn't just for drinking? It can also be used to power batteries.

Social Experiment:

What happens when you drop a single cheeseburger into a room with more than 100 people?

This:

The experiment was repeated with a sample of 50 people to ensure accuracy. The results were the same.

Next, a smaller sample of only 20 people was used. The results were the same.

Another sample, this time of only 4 people, was then tested. Same results.

Finally, a burger was placed behind a locked door. This was the outcome.

Marvels of Irish Engineering

"The Rock Holder"

I'm Sorry.... I didn't catch your f**kin name!

Irish Grand Prix

World News

Japan's leaders hand over power to ASIMO 3000 and the Robot Conservative Party.

When asked about ASIMO's Foreign Policy, he was quoted as saying, "death to humans..."
--Associated Cheeseburger Press

Traditional Irish Wedding

 Traditional Irish Bride

  

Traditional Irish Groom in cultural attire

Irish Olympians

Athlete: Damien Fitzroy

Event: 2 Metre Stair Fall

Health Report

"Government Struggles to stop spread of nation-wide Irritable Bowel Syndrome outbreak"
-Irish Daily Trumpet, 10.02.21

Irish Olympians

Athlete: Phil Connelly

Event: The Burger Toss

Irish Olympians

Athlete: Clarence McAllister

Event: Triathlon (Cycling/Diving/Dying)

Irish Olympians

Athelete: Gerry McDougall
Event: 10 km Runs

Irish Olympians

Athlete: Albert Galloway
Event: The Hangover Marathon

Ya...Irish

Irish Olympians

Athlete: Rory McMullen.

Sport: Drunk Squat.

Uncle Murph's Courtship Advice

"If you don't want to get dumped on your first date, don't take a dump during your first date... And especially don't take a dump ON your date. Next question."