I FEEL SO ALIVE!!!!

HOW DARE YOU!!!!

GET OUT AND SHUT THE DOOR BEHIND YOU , YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Irish Olympians

Athlete: Seamus Darling
Event: Bowel Movement Golf

Miata of the Month Club

1991 Mazda Miata--Red with Burnt hood. (Smashed windshield optional)

Price: 1600 Cheeseburgers

Did I ever tell you about the time

that I took a dump off the side of the CN Tower?

You Call Yourself a

"You call yourself a journalist you son of a bitch!?"

Hey You

Fetch the royal litter box.

I FEEL SO ALIVE!!

Irish Public Library

Irish Motorcycle

Did I ever tell you about the time

that I clogged the toilet at Buckingham Palace?

You call yourself a

"You call yourself a Magician you son of a bitch?!"

Irish Scientist

"Fast Facts!" With the King of Ireland

"Did you know that I invented the 'air quote?' Well I did....trust me"

An Irish Supper

Hope you like yours well done...

Irish Press Conference

"Finbar Delaney, Irish Daily Trumpet. Mr. President, Cheeseburgs, hamburgs, or hotdogs?"

Marvels of Irish Engineering

The Burger Shoe: "Eating on the go has never been more convenient."

I FEEL SO ALIVE!!!!

Things just got interesting

Things Just Got Interesting

"Yeah, medium pepperoni pizza, extra cheese. Actually, make that a large. And I'll throw in an extra twenty bucks if you can get it here in the next 20 minutes."

The Inspection of the Royal Cocksmen

(Above:) Commander in Cheese and Burgerdier General conduct daily inspection of Cheeseburger Mansion's Royal Cocksmen.  

Irish Yoga

"The Downward Drunk"

Cat wins Nobel Prize in Literature

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Renowned poet and cat, Whiskers O'Hanlon, made history today becoming the first cat to be named a Nobel Laureate in Literature for his collection of work entitled "1000 Whispers in the Night."

Reached for comment, O'Hanlon said he hoped the decision would pave the way for more acceptance of felines in the international arts community.

Whiskers O'Hanlon is fifty five years old and resides in Plymouth, New Hampshire with his human wife and four children. His passions include paragliding and equestrianism..