Irish Inventions

Irish Beach Wear

Fish Flops - Finally the convenience of flip flops combined with the smell of rotting fish

Irish Tourist

Irish Fashion for 2010

"Gut Cut Jeans"

"Fast Facts!" with the King of Ireland

"The secret to a long, happy and healthy life is to drink three gallons of beer every day before lunchtime."

Marvels of Irish Engineering

Daniel Boyle with the world's first - and last - Combustible Fart Engine (circa 1902).

What an Idiot!!!

Did I ever tell you about the time

that I fell crotch-first into a wedding cake?

Irish Holiday Home

Enjoy the simple life of the Irish countryside with this quaint holiday home. Fully furnished and priced to sell. 23000 cheeseburgers. NON NEGOTIABLE.

Irish Inventions

Not enough time in the day to feed your fish AND go to the bathroom?! Your troubles are over, thanks to the 'Shitquarium.' --Patent Pending

I FEEL SO ALIVE!!!

Ya...Irish

Irish haircut

Irish Meditation

AN EVENING WITH THE ROYAL COCKSMEN PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA

Performing Johan von Burgerman's Cheeseburger Symphony in C Major

Emergency Burger Response Vehicle

Next Question.

HOW DARE YOU!!!!

UNHAND ME YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!

I FEEL SO ALIVE!!!!!

HOW DARE YOU!!!

Irish Press Conference

"Finbar Delaney. Irish Daily Trumpet.  Mr. Vice President. Are you going to eat that or can I?"

I FEEL SO ALIVE!!!!!

Things Just Got Interesting...

Irish Honeymoon

Irish Olympians

Athlete: Jack Kelly
Event: Track and Fail

I FEEL SO ALIVE!!!

Irish Olympians

Athlete: Jacob McMilkbag (Pictured right)

Event: High Dive Death Flop

Place: First.

HOW DARE YOU!!

What are you staring at you son of a bitch?

Irish Olympians

Athlete: Riley O'Farrell

Event: Zero Meter Reflection

Place: Dead last.

Things Just Got Interesting...

Irish Train Station

"All aboard!"

Miata of the Month Club

2000 Miata. Automatic transmission, cassette, ac, customized removable plastic wrap windshield/top. Ideal for city driving. 1800 cheeseburgers or best offer.

Irish Inventions

The Elevated Baby Cage (invented 1919). Outlawed by the Irish government in 1997 after collapsing cages caused extensive property damage.

Below: public protests forced the Irish Government to reverse its decision and once again legalize the Elevated Baby Cage in 1998.

Things Just Got Interesting

Irish Inventions

The electric baby spanker

The Gospel According to St. Patrick

Marvels of Irish Engineering

The Same Sex Jet Pack

An Irishman's Prayer

Dear Lord, thank you for this blessed drink I am about to taste. And please grant me the strength and speed to run out on the bill after I have cherished every drop. Amen.

The Dignity and Elegance of a Cocksman

"A thousand cocks to you on this fine evening, m'lady."

Irish Olympians

Athletes: Dylan O'Keefe; Patrick Sutherland; Michael Kerrigan; Francis Fagan
Event: Men's Cheeseburger Relay

Royal Cocksmen Neighbourhood Watch Program

A Band of Burgers Community Outreach Initiative

Irish Wildlife

The Burger Tortoise

You Call Yourself A....

"You call yourself a delivery man, you son of a bitch!?!?"

Irish Press Conference

"Finbar Delaney, Irish Daily Trumpet. Mr. Chancellor. Did you seriously just put relish on that cheeseburg? And follow up question. How dare you?"

Updating the blob

Irish Inventions

"The Cancer Enhancer"

Irish Olympians

Athlete: Tara O'Connell

Event: Synchronized Exorcism

Ya...Irish

Fantasy Irish Wedding

Real Irish Wedding

Ya...Irish

An Irish Sunday drive

I FEEL SO ALIVE!!!