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Friday, March 12, 2010

The Burger Bed: Sleep never tasted so good


Important Notice: There are 14 Burger Beds within the walls of Cheeseburger Mansion. All 14 are edible and therefore they must be replaced every single night for health and safety purposes. Please note that the Commander in Cheese's Burger Bed is to be smothered with ketchup and mustard. The Burgerdier General's burger bed, on the other hand, is to be smothered in Heinz tomato ketchup only. No mustard.

Guests who are invited to share the beds of either the Commander in Cheese or the Burgerdier General are NOT permitted to consume any part of the bed unless given specific instructions by either the Commander in Cheese or the Burgerdier General.

Thank you for your understanding.

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